Porn and driving just do not mix

Now I'm not talking about vibrators. Cause I think that is ok. ( you know we've all done that) right :)

I'm talking about watching porno videos.

Why this topic? Today.
Well.........

Cause I got this email from a guy friend of mine yesterday and it was a video of a girl and two guys.

He thought I might enjoy it.

Which let me just be up front . I am into the whole two guys and a girl thing. What I am NOT into is hard core porn.

Now I'm not sure that was what this video contained. But let's just say it wasn't for me.
But........

There were other videos.
And I found a couple that were for me.
Might I add that my friend was surprised that I did not already look at porn. On a regular basis .

I don't know. I just haven't. Too busy?
Get plenty of the real thing? Pick your excuse. I just don't see it as a everyday thing for me.

Ok .
so where was I????

Yes.
Porn.
So I did find a video that looked interesting. On this web site.

So I was checking it out. On my way home. On/off.

Which isn't safe. Yes I was stopped .
But all it did was distract me. While I was driving. And made me super horny.
Enough so that when I got home I tried being playfully with the sportsman but he didn't really seem interested.
Insert extremely disappointed face
Here
So as usual I did the next best thing.
I took care of myself. As usual.
Oh well . I'm
Used to it by now.
But just so you know
In case you ever wondered
Porn and driving is not ok.

Peace